The Plumber will hand out the brushes for those of you who are new recruits.
The Promoter will hand out the new naval jewels once you select a color. The Dancer
will measure you for your costume - she is the one with the tape measure around her neck.
Wayne advises us that one must wear a costume - and preferably the "same one" every time you visit the room - so as to jog his memory.
Please come in and pull
up a pillow. Burn some incense. Light a candle. You may paint, type,
dance, sing or chant. There will be no petty jealousy and sharing is a must. Watch out for flying instant messages - and if you hear anyone moo - a stray got into the room and will be herded out. Enjoy
Anyone who would like to join as a frequent visitor of Wayne’s room - can try and find us - sometimes we
can’t find ourselves - "oh - I’m not there, I'm here!" We constantly check the POV of the room. We have been known to gather in the twilight hours - when the daydreams aren't enough. Do not forget to see The Dancer for your costume - as it can get very, very warm in Wayne's Room.
Even when "life is paradise in Eden" there are problems.......so too in Wayne's Room.
There are a few frequent visitors to Wayne's Room that Wayne has to constantly "Wayne." We call them Wayne's Pains. Once you have been "Wayned" twice you go on the list. The third time Wayne has to remind you to "stay on the subject" Wayne will ask you to leave the room, possibly forever. If you have to leave - only Wayne can get you back in. Wayne also gets to decide what the "Gettin' In" conditions will be. All these women better love Wayne!
Wayne's Pains - Current List
Wayne's Room is constantly under change - be sure to visit often but watch out for Wayne's Pains as they have been known to try and sneak in with the frequent visitors. It is not too difficult to spot Benny the Snitch, but Lingerie Lady, Plaster Woman and especially Cool Whip Chickare known to do almost anything to gain access. Consider them "armed and very dangerous!"
Thanks for visiting Wayne’s Room - All David, All Peter, All Micky, All Mike - all the time.
Remember to tip Wayne at the door. And when you leave? The showers are on the left...
(cold water only)
And Remember - We Love Wayne...
Wayne's Room - L I V E
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