"Excuse me - what does this have to do with David, Peter, Micky or Mike?"...you could be in trouble. If you upset Wayne - you will be asked to leave - we love Wayne.
Another song that might drift into the room is "Daydream Believer." This is the song
that is frequently sung by the BOYFRIENDS/HUSBANDS (and FORMER boyfriends/husbands) of the women in the room. These men generally sing whilst on their knees and have been known to beg --- Do not pay any attention to them --- we would rather type, even if the singing is desperate and the gnashing of teeth is heard during the chorus.
The general response to a man in this really
embarassing position is, "That donít get it __________ (insert name of man who is
begging), Iíd rather type about Peter/David/Micky/Mike."
Most of the women in the room are expert belly dancers. Some do the boogaloo -
and wear "Axl who?" buttons.
Many of these women are also members
of the Jones Mafia -
Two have "assorted loyalities," in other words, they canít make up their minds.
A few are always found sitting in the lotus position, reading - or chanting from a cereal box. A few also chant
If you look closely, you might see someone sitting on a chaise eating and wearing sunglasses. They seem to act as if they do not care - but do not be fooled, they do.
There are a few who keep trying to build a gyrocopter in the room - and have to be told to take it outside...
All the women are expert painters. All wear navel jewelry with the color of choice of their ceilings. Here is a list of some of the frequent members of the room and their color of choice...
Can You Dig It II: Frequent Visitors
Pink The Plumber -usually found singing
Beige - The Promoter - wears sunglasses with her harem costume
Pink - SpiderWoman - a loooooong distance web spinner
Pink - The Dancer - a beautiful Gypsy
Beige - The Visitor - loves tea and ww wrestling
Wallpaper- Lost Angel - a long distance traveler
Wallpaper - The Phantom - an invisible muse
???? - Benny the Snitch - she who is constantly getting "Wayned"
Art Decco - Princess Bra Strap - a visitor in training
Wallpaper - The Chameleon - He who visits the room to relieve Wayne so that Wayne can take a nap. He who can change into alter egos when the need arises and has been known to travel thousands of miles to complete his mission. Sometimes known as "PseudoTork"
They can dig it: NEW additions to the room
Pink - The Raven - She who is in charge of the paths as the crow flies - and she who perches wisely and silently absorbing the details...
Pink - Very Pink - You could not get any pinker - (is that a word?) - Gretel - she who totes enormous baskets of goodies to the wolf...uh Hansel... uh Grandma...oh our host - very Gretelly...
Pink - Bambi - she who has learned waaaaaay too much waaaaaaay too fast. She might own Wayne's one day...
Please take a moment to compose yourself - contemplate on the task at hand - and IF you can dig it - enter Wayne's Room. (Note: There will be no eating in Waynes room - with the exception of grapes, which must be peeled and fed to our hosts. The exception to the rule are Spider Woman's "dark" chocolate dipped strawberries - as we are all constantly maintaining. Do you like how we "maintain?" Della? )