You gotta love a man with a boa! (read - David's revenge- hehehe)

So What (Everyone Knows Iím Much Better Looking)


The Ken Wilkinson is not boring theme song


c. 1997 Quill Mark Music.

Everytime I go on tour
He just gets in my way.
Everytime I try to sing
He takes the mic away.
All those photographs of him
And never ONE of me
I believe the fans are bored!
Itís ME theyíve come to see!

(refrain)
So What - Everyone knows Iím much better looking!
So What - Just because Heís a major star?
So What - He got that part when I wasnít looking.
So What - Canít I autograph your arm?

Iíve traveled all around the world
And He just tags along.
I taught him how to do ďthat danceĒ
(Whyíd He teach Axl Rose?)
And just when I think Iím the man
Well He begins to sing
And all the words that I just said
Well, they donít mean a thing.


Refrain - (with gusto)
So What - Everyone knows Iím much better looking!
So What - Just because Heís a major star?
So What - He got that part when I wasnít looking
So What - Canít I autograph your arm?
Repeat Refrain - a little louder!


The PFG would like to make the following disclaimer:

We didnít write it, weíll never sing it, and if you believe that, then we have some property for you!

A nonsense production. All rights reserved.

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